slop tard

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.

Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.

by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Tardy Tards

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.

"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"

by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020

Tard

Mix between "tough" and "hard".

Yo not gonna lie your new haircut is tard.

by chupapiiii April 28, 2025

Remo-tard

When someone forgets something they themself's told you about

Luke: hey man whats that Av u use,
jaz: Avast
Luke: oh yeh i told you about it..
jaz: Lol remo-tard

by jbegg January 28, 2009

bama tard

A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have

"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 8, 2011