tit weasel

A putdown that hurts to the bone.

"Get out of my face, you tit weasel".

by TeCHniX February 28, 2005

nun tits

Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.

Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.

by DingoDongo February 12, 2009

Pig Tits

A male who frequents the Huzzah Valley, slave name Justin.

Hey, look at the pig tits on that one!

by mavfizzle April 29, 2011

tit-nipple

1. When it is freezing outside.

2. So cold it hardens the nipples.

Brrrr, it's a tit-nipple out here.

It's is a tit-nipple out here, Britney's nipples prove it.

by the two-can sam December 09, 2005

rumpled tits

Tits that are very unpleasant to look at, feel, have, etc., They're generally unkempt, gross, nasty, or somehow misshapen or deformed. Overall, nasty.

"That Asia chick has some really nasty rumpled tits. I would never want to get down with her."

"Lindsy Lohan's tits were so rumpled after that surgery. Have you seen those pictures???"

by my ass is super hairy March 01, 2009

Tit sex

When a boy puts his dick in kiley's tits and sqeezes

Kiley says, "put your dick on my chest one more time so we can have tit sex," "please"

by Gabriel is cool January 17, 2007

dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

by Stevie Vodka August 02, 2007