Dirty Tony

A dude who jerks off into Dan’s soup containers.

Bill pulled a dirty tony on Dan’s homemade cream of mushroom soup.

by DaKwon March 31, 2020

Tony

Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)

Girl: "Do you know Tony?"

Me: " Of course I do, Why?"

Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."

Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"

Girl: "sure!!"

(Later That evening)

Girl: <walking to the house>

Me: <runs her over>

:)

Happy ever after.

by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

by anonymous April 20, 2025

Tony Roma

Shaping ravioli into a dildo and then freezing to later on pleasure yourself.

I walked in on my friend and she was tony romaing!

by Blblaz February 28, 2019

Tony lopezs wife

tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!

hey do you know tony lopezs wife?
ya April kageyamas bestfreind!

by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021

Tony

Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.

Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.

Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!

by Mike_P September 22, 2022

Tony

A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.

Person 1: how did you find such a great boyfriend
Person 2: I just searched for a Tony

by Santac January 15, 2021