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Goin baby

"This guy has been hitting the gym everyday and eating right, his results are insane he's goin baby for real."
by JWPKBoyz June 1, 2019
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Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.
Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.
by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014
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Snot babies

When someone is performing fellatio and gets a load of cum in their mouth and then laughs shooting the cum out of their nose. i.e. like when someone shooting milk out there nose but with cum instead.
She was giving me a blowjob and right after I came she shot snot babies out of her nose.
by Brain in the Rain November 15, 2011
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Loko Baby

If a baby is born between the months of June and August of 2011, this baby is most likely a "Loko Baby". This of course refers to a baby being conceived after the consumption of Four Loko.
Chick 1: How was your night?

Chick 2: I dont know, I drank too many four lokos

Chick 1: Did you hook up with that guy?

Chick 2: Wish I could tell you...

Chick 1: You better watch out for that Loko Baby!!
by I PHELTA THI November 22, 2010
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shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!
by jack master bates April 7, 2010
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baby formula

an excuse for grown men to sip upon the tender breast of articfical milk through a bottle.
As John played "world of warcraft" on his computer in his mom's basement he secretly licked baby formula through a fake nipple.
by ZBreezy June 28, 2009
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shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.
You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.
by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007
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