the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

shanghai surprise

Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.

When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.

by AKHolland January 6, 2007

cherry pie surprise

A cherry pie surprise is when you have sex with a girl who is on the rag while you have no idea. Made famous by some dude named Jake Daniels.

"Dude, I heard Jake got some cherry pie surprise from this girl named Jessica the other night. His dick was was covered in bloody pussy juice."

by Hank Thrasher January 26, 2007

Blue Berry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."

Hugo - "Nice Dude."

by JaredisAbeast July 24, 2009

Sandbag Surprise

The act of doing a female doggy style and after you have finished you surprise her by grabbing a sandbag and dropping it on the back of her head to knock her out while yelling "Sandbag Surprise".

Dude did you hear about Veronica? I guess she just got out of the hospital, some doushebag gave her a Sandbag Surprise.

by i have done this before =] January 15, 2010

mud pie surprise

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.

Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

Heath Ledger surprise

A cocktail comprising of 3 or more prescription drugs, frequently used as an alternative to rohypnol, though in extreme cases has been know to result in an hero.

Two men in a club/bar:

"She's been playing hard to get all night."
"Yes but not for much longer - I just gave her a Heath Ledger surprise"

by wank42 February 10, 2008