smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

by martymar April 16, 2011

ark smash

a terrible smash bros discord server

today was so bad it was like ark smash

by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020

Smash

1. The action/process of fucking someone good.

1a. When Zach and Brittany hang out, they fucking smash the fuck out of each other!

2a. Zach totally smashed the shit out of Brittany last night!

by Justsomeguyy86 May 19, 2024

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017

Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Smashed Av

The taste of a clean dick having the same taste and texture of an avocado.

Jess: How was your date last night? Any action?

Sarah: Yeah, he had the smoothest Smashed Av!

by DrewisinsideofDomandNathan July 3, 2021

Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)

Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what

by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023