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Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.
Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial
Sloppy Joe by servega June 9, 2018

Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”

Sloppy Dixon 

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.
My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.

Sloppy John 

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.
We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
Sloppy John by jakestl July 6, 2018

sloppy maple 

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes
I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

Sloppy Maple 

When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.
"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."
Sloppy Maple by Pete O' Phile July 16, 2018