Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020

Birko Shower

An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.

I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.

by deadnan420 June 11, 2016

pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum

I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35

by cDickAnge January 3, 2016

The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.

Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.

by Le SaigneurDesAnus September 26, 2020

Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.

Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!

by Dennis Fraudman December 17, 2018

handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018

Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.

Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!

by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012