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shoot a layup 

When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.
Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.

Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.
shoot a layup by Johnny Kat May 16, 2008

Shoot The Core 

A slogan of many shoot-em-up video games coined from the Gradius series
Shoot The Core by P12 August 5, 2008

shoot the basket 

when your beating your meat and your ejaculate goes into your belly button
the ejaculate being the ball and the basket being your tummy
frank- i learned how to shoot the basket yesterday

john- im so jealous TEACH ME
shoot the basket by Fro 51 October 4, 2008

Scooting Off 

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males
Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn
Scooting Off by CuervoJones August 18, 2010
A shnoot consists of an asshole who enters the right hand turn lane and acts like he/she is turning into a parking lot. Then he/she cuts everyone off to be first in line.
I was sitting at a red light and when it turned green I decided to move into the right turn lane and perform the shnoot.
Shnoot by s0fly24 October 16, 2013

Shoot or Shoot 

A term used among friends or acquaintances when when discussing a risky activity. It’s purpose is to encourage individuals to reach their full potential regardless of the consequences. In other words, to embody a full send mentally in all their undertakings.
Jason: should I send this?

Andrew: shoot or shoot.
Shoot or Shoot by KsigRulez February 7, 2018