rules the roost

Ruling the roost is the same reference. Birds roosting on a perch have a hierarchy the top bird who is at the top of the pecking order gets the best spot and sits where they want.... they therefore rule the roost

she rules the roost a little too much

by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021

pub rules

Don't discuss politics or religion.

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!

by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021

Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021

Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".

Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!

by MrBober June 19, 2021

Rule 101

If There Is No Bad Apple Of It. It Will Be Made.

... Rule 101

by Junebug Robotics June 21, 2021

Rule 505

Rule 505 is a rule of the internet that states, "If something exists, it has been or will be politicized"

"Dude did you hear that people are trying to claim coffee has something to do with the climate change debate?"
"What? Rule 505 moment."

by ShoddyVariety June 23, 2021

Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

by Miket325 June 28, 2021