jesus rips

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.

“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”

by Big egg unit April 8, 2021

rip

when somebody fucks up really badly or when something doesn't workout

"Dude, I think I left my earbuds on the bus."
"Rip dude. nice job."

by perplreign June 7, 2017

The Double Lip Rip

When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.

Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.

by Ifuckdeadcats June 29, 2019

rip it time

The time that you have after someone leaves the room for you to get all of the gas out of your butt before they come back.

"Man, if I only had 10 more seconds of rip it time then I wouldn't have had to leave her house early."

by Maddiekitty333 October 19, 2013

ripped

Stoned beyond comprehension.

Is that another joint? I was ripped after the second one.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

dirt rip

a bong rip containing half weed and half tobacco

damn he just took the biggest dirt rip.

by JP 23 28 August 11, 2009

ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;

"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"

by hoss guy December 30, 2011