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Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
mugGet the Shell-Queefmug.

casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch
"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."
by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021
mugGet the casket queefmug.

Queef

A word out of bris word bank she claims it to be “ Idk a queen! Someone who's cool or does a lot of power moves tbh”
I love loona, theyre lowkey queefs.
by chikita2 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Queefmug.

Queef

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted
by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015
mugGet the Queefmug.

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
mugGet the Mermaids Queefmug.

roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.
I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd
by HolleauxKnight February 11, 2025
mugGet the roundabout queefmug.

Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.
Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.
by Kerolf June 14, 2018
mugGet the Queefmug.

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