Phone it in

When a women is halfway through a blowjob and decides to jerk it instead of finish with her mouth.

Really Kait, your just going to Phone it in?

by Johnfitz1775 February 21, 2018

cell phone wreck

1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.

2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.

1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.

2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.

by Scathe December 24, 2008

new phone syndrome

The period of time in which bashing, knocking or dropping your new phone becomes acceptable.

John: hey is that a new phone!

Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)

Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)

** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **

by Bukk Trend April 2, 2011

Phone Bone

When a female uses the vibrate feature on her phone to masturbate, in the absence of a true vibrator.

I forgot my vibrator at church camp, so I had to Phone Bone after watching Twilight

by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

Banana Phone

when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend

ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone

by nigger killer May 1, 2005

286 (phone slang)

Phone slang, the numbers represent the letters on it (2= ABC)

it means cum

also 688 means to nut

dude I just saw that dude 286 all over that trick

Is that 688 in your hair?

by Lyle Hatt July 16, 2004

phone serialism

The phenomenon of two or more telephones in an office or at home ringing at, or nearly at, the same time with irritatingly dissonant musical intervals such as seconds and augmented fourths. The term "serialism" is a musical term meaning the technique whereby pitches from a tonal series, or row, are used to form a work, usually atonal, emphasizing said series.

Oh, man, it's really getting busy in the office right now. There's phone serialism going on now---the phones are ringing off the hook!

by pentozali May 23, 2006