a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a
knob, a
chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,
a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a
schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
Person1:
woah the authors penis must be
huge!
Person2:
Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.