Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

seren palmer

emo

omg the school shooter was such a seren palmer

by beanman69 September 10, 2019

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

Daniel palmer

Daniel palmer is a big hairy nerd who doesn't stop moaning at everything. If you are called Daniel palmer you are definitely going to be living in a one bed flat when you are 60. You also think you are the strongest man alive with siatica.

Did you hear that old bloke moaning?
Yeah, he is doing a Daniel palmer

by Unknown 84 November 25, 2019

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020