Piss Flinch

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.

...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes

by Sam October 14, 2004

piss rain

A weather condition characterized by heavy, drenching (usually warm) fog or mist, but few actual raindrops falling from the sky. Tends to make people more miserable than a true rainshower would.

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb, e.g.: "April in Boston equals day after day of piss rain," "They said it was supposed to be stormy, but it's just piss rain out there," or "I wish it would just go ahead and storm if it's going to; if it keeps on fucking piss rain like this I'm going to shoot someone."

by Capt. Spiro T. Webmaster March 28, 2008

Piss lag

Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.

"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."

by Plastic Platypus February 28, 2009

Piss Excellence

1. Being so excellent that your body must rid of the excess through easiest means. Can be used as an end-all to all arguments because you piss excellence, what do they got?

2. A slang term for getting piss-drunk on top notch alcohol.

(variations: pissed excellence, pissing excellence, piss e, pissed e, pissing e)

1. Monica: Bill, you ruined my dress.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
Monica: But, we'll get caught.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
(In this example, Bill can obviously do no wrong...)

2. Bill: Hillary, I don't want to wear this dress.
Hillary: This is what you get for getting caught. Besides, I piss excellence, put it on.
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3. Fred: Dude, last night I so pissed excellence. It was pimp. I was like a pimp.
Ted: Yeah, it was pimp.

by pjrabit January 1, 2008

tree piss

1) The sap that comes out of a tree.
2) A really tall guy going for a pee.
3) The piss on a tree left over by a guy or many guys who've done their buisiness there.
4) An insult related to the words slut, skank, whore, biznatch, hoze-bag, etc.

Courtney is such tree piss, there's no guy who hasn't done her over atleast once.

by Jes-this November 25, 2006

Smurf Piss

An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!

"Hey dude mix me another Smurf piss will ya?!?!"

by bigdew March 14, 2009

piss ant

Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.

I just killed three dozen piss ants in my bathroom lavatory! Now my fingers stink like piss!!! :-O

by Telephony May 1, 2015