furlough that shit

The act of removing something unpleasant

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."

by tdnew April 20, 2009

Shit canoe

Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.

The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!

by Tesax May 9, 2021

Shit cuff

The act of accidentally getting faecal matter on ones shirt cuff during the process of wiping.

Oh fuck, I have a meeting in 10 mins and have just given myself a shit cuff. Does anyone have a spare shirt?

by Mr Underhill September 20, 2013

Christmas Shit

A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.

George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!

by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022

pimp that shit

when you are told to have sexual relations with a female and someone is concise and explanatory to you.

Mike, Pimp that Shit!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!

by why do you wanna know? May 13, 2005

shit hopper

a colostomy bag from which shit drains out of a hole in the side and into a bag (your shit chute is also surgically closed)

Did you get a load of michelles shit hopper? I think elliot popped it when they were fucking, there is shit EVERYWHERE!!!!

by Ralph Land June 29, 2008

Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017