cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater

by Snowy098 September 29, 2021

Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.

Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!

by mjmnz April 3, 2022

Crack Fairy

crack fairy. A high flying creature that takes the last hit of your crack when you’re not looking and gives it to lost children.

All the lost people of world love it when the crack fairy puts a chunk under their pillow.

by pirece69 June 16, 2018

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

Crack wrench

Chiefys main weapon he will pull up on you with a crack wrench and a ratchet

Like a plumber got my crack wrench and a ratchet

by gggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu October 2, 2019

Crack meat

Your shriveled genitals after smoking crinack
- "The Jake Enos" & "CrystalSeth"

She laughed at me when I pulled my pants down & she seen I had crack meat

by OnlyUsersLoseDrugs December 6, 2017

Nickelback crack

Mountain Dew, Monster, or any other high-sugar caffeinated soft drink to which white males aged 15-35 become addicted while listening intently and crying softly to the songs of Nickelback and Linkin Park.

Popular in suburban America but can be found elsewhere.

Trevor: “Yo Kyle’s put on a lot of weight since the summer started.”
Mikey: “Yeah bro, his girlfriend dumped him so he’s been playing cod and hitting that Nickelback crack.”

by daltonjfk September 1, 2019