Steve

Has no door for his room
Steve e-st-e-ve
by Austintrod November 24, 2021
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The first gay man, who fucked Adam in the ass... and Adam lowkey loved it but preferred to stay in the closet. Eve was hysterical btw, but was glad that at least their kids never knew they had the first gay dad.
Bible thumper: The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Adam: Well... err.. now that you mention it...!!
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Steve loves the cold more than life itself. He loves a beer, cold of course! Even his soul is cold.
Steve loves the cold more than he loves his wife
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A karen but as a guy
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Steve..the ugliest, most foul human being to walk onto this earth. His personality is almost as ugly as himself, he decides to treat anyone and everyone like hot steaming garbage. He cannot keep a person that loves him or even shows him an inch of respect. You will hang out with him for less than an hour and very much regret every choice you’ve made involving him. He chooses to be an abusive lifeless person and doesn’t let anyone stop him. You don’t even care anymore though.
Linda: So. How’s your husband doing?
Carrie: He’s just..being an absolute Steve.
by joslk June 25, 2020
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A word. Something to do with magic. A name that gives an outcome of a humans general outlooks and targets in the game of religion.

Snaked, with an S.

Judged , with a Tut.
Begrudged with positivity , with E’ve.

Try it. Didn’t work for me.
Steve!

Alan!

Typical. !
by MRS_WRITE November 27, 2019
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patriotic, blonde, strong, and kind, Steve is an old soul with a strong moral compass. He's sometimes known as the star-spangled man with a plan and has America's ass
person 1: steve, that suit did nothing for your ass
person 2: as far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass
by Hondacf100! November 15, 2021
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