Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 10, 2021

Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking

“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22

by k.rau March 30, 2022

you've lost your mind

"to lose one's mind" is an epigram meaning the subject whose mind was lost is thinking and/or behaving irrationally or inappropriately

With multiple daily conflicts with you, you couldn't give me a break one time, but the one time the tables are turned, you expect me to give you a break? You've lost your mind.

by kimuyukix March 31, 2022

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

Beautiful mind

You always hear about/see a movie about a professor that thinks the mailman or newsboy is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriett Tubman was a spy for the motherland, Jim Carrey is a spy from Canada, or that something isn't right about the obnoxius usher at the theater. Their imagination seems to always be limited to what they see when they first walk outside in the morning, despite people's claims that their minds are so beautiful.

The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a Central American spy because he was afraid that people would think he was racist.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021