English Muffin

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.

Tom Gates is an English Muffin

by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010

Muffin Man

Fat kid with no friends.

"Muffin Man is fat"

"This I agree with"

by pie rat June 22, 2003

The Muffin Man

The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.

The Muffin Man for mod!

by Teh Muffin Man May 4, 2004

fag muffin

an extremely lame cupcake, without all the great fattening stuff on it that makes it good.

cupcakes that try to be cool but will forever be nerdy. cupcakes minus the frilly icing and gum drop buttons:D like yourself, you fag muffin.

by FATMAN. September 30, 2008

sped muffin

1.a retarded,stupid or plain old jackass moron.
2.a muffin full of sped

Go eat a sped muffin, BITCH!!!

by Salusca November 19, 2006

Cushy Muffins

Matt's jimmy word. Often used at times of being completely stooned, and not knowing what is going on.

1) Watching the lost episode of spongebob while smoking a big fat blunt with carlos and tim, matt turns around and says CUSHY MUFFINS, and in return tim and carlos die laughing on the floor.

by Matt PoLish February 2, 2004

slut muffin

noun- a girl who mysteriously misplaces her pants, and thus allows everyone to assume that the pants are in some guys room, despite her actual prudeness

she can't find her pants? they must be in some guys room. she's SUCH a slut muffin

by gingeralesnap October 26, 2010