Mattress Monkey

A prostitute that works in the truck stop parking lots.

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.

by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017

Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words

I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice

by Monkey Mooha May 21, 2007

monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.

Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...

by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010

artic monkeys

Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.

Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.

In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.

Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Monkey Monger

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.

Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger

by jokerswild February 13, 2010

Monkey Act

1. Openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.

Did you see that monkey act at the bar. That dude was so wasted.

by AoY2006 October 23, 2009