Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020

mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation

Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?

by Reno5280 January 27, 2020

Cocoa Mountain

Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.

by Axemore April 18, 2020

SPLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you

Dude, i was nailing the misses the other day and she ended up (splashback mountain)ing me

by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020

Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass

Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty

by Construction workers May 1, 2020

Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.

"mountain men ain't shit"

by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020