Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.
Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard
Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard
by MMAGuido August 10, 2010
Get the A Mermaid mug.Colloquial term for male University of Kent students with a reputation for promiscuous and often questionable sexual liaisons with other female students with little to no personal standards for either themselves or the women in question.
Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.
Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.
Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.
Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.
A: " I heard Jacob slept with Megan last night, she let him ejaculate on her face."
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"
by TrollHunter2014 July 22, 2016
Get the filth merchant mug.Bill: What were you doing hittin' on that homely cashier over at the convenience store?
Bob: Aw nothing ... she's really sweet, but it was just a mercy flirt.
Bob: Aw nothing ... she's really sweet, but it was just a mercy flirt.
by FzgDzl January 29, 2009
Get the mercy flirt mug.Meredith Squared are two girls named Meredith, and they are besties. They love gettin in trouble, annoyin and pissin people off, and make crazy. They are both VERY sexy and have three boyfriends that they share and like to do it in the booty. They often compare themselves to Turk and JD on Scrubs and Kim and Khloe Kardashian. They have so many haters, including Gaga and the guy at the bookstore. One of the Merediths hated the other one for a few months, but eventually she came to her senses. They love to remenise about old times and bitch about how bad 2009 was. You never see the other one without the other even though they hate each other dearly.
Gaga: ''I hate Meredith Squared; they annoy the hell out of meh, and the redhead is pathetic.''
MJ: ''I'm so glad I'm part of Meredith Squared! I love MN sooooo much, that I wanna make babies with her........... No homo......... Maybe............ Not............... ??????? ........text meh..........?? Shower...... ??''
MJ: ''I'm so glad I'm part of Meredith Squared! I love MN sooooo much, that I wanna make babies with her........... No homo......... Maybe............ Not............... ??????? ........text meh..........?? Shower...... ??''
by SexylilmamaYeahbuddy February 6, 2010
Get the Meredith Squared mug.A word sometimes said as a filler and/ or conversation ender because noone know what d'fuq it means.
As a filler it can be used when you either have nothing else to add, do not wish to say anything more, or when you do not wish to state the the obvious.
Also quite useful as a conversation ender when you're talking with someone unfamiliar or simply undesireable.
As a filler it can be used when you either have nothing else to add, do not wish to say anything more, or when you do not wish to state the the obvious.
Also quite useful as a conversation ender when you're talking with someone unfamiliar or simply undesireable.
as fill:
person 1: Yeah I like that band even though you hate them, you just don't have to come to the concert with me
you: Mern.
person 1: Alright then, I'll go with suzie.
(You in this situation are upset by the fact that this person is rubbing it in that you hate their shitty style of music so you wish not to say anything stupid in place of mern ie.: "you are an idiot for liking that" or state the obvious: "Yeah, I don't like that shit". However this situation is also unique in that you also have nothing else to add, this person knows you don't like it and thats been said, you don't even like concerts and they know it, changing the subject is inappropriate here, so you have no choice, but to use "mern".
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as a conversation ender:
person: Hey, havn't seen you in a while, it's like you disappeared. You've been like ignoring my texts and stuff.
you: Yeah, well mern.
person:.....
(obvously the person in this example is undesireable because they use phrases such as "like" and "and stuff" also clearly you are ignoring them probably because of their social ineptitude or a variety of reasons. Notice how there is no reaction from the person because they are unaware how to proceed after such a statement. As they are both confused by the meaning and use of mern they have no response.)
person 1: Yeah I like that band even though you hate them, you just don't have to come to the concert with me
you: Mern.
person 1: Alright then, I'll go with suzie.
(You in this situation are upset by the fact that this person is rubbing it in that you hate their shitty style of music so you wish not to say anything stupid in place of mern ie.: "you are an idiot for liking that" or state the obvious: "Yeah, I don't like that shit". However this situation is also unique in that you also have nothing else to add, this person knows you don't like it and thats been said, you don't even like concerts and they know it, changing the subject is inappropriate here, so you have no choice, but to use "mern".
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as a conversation ender:
person: Hey, havn't seen you in a while, it's like you disappeared. You've been like ignoring my texts and stuff.
you: Yeah, well mern.
person:.....
(obvously the person in this example is undesireable because they use phrases such as "like" and "and stuff" also clearly you are ignoring them probably because of their social ineptitude or a variety of reasons. Notice how there is no reaction from the person because they are unaware how to proceed after such a statement. As they are both confused by the meaning and use of mern they have no response.)
by Niffle May 1, 2013
Get the Mern mug.Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005
Get the Ethel Merman mug.At the after part my friend made out with my date and she told me to join so we all three kissed after that people said we H Merked that girl.
by TUNECHI21 December 31, 2011
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