The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.
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A classic copy-pasta often attributed to rms but contains parts that he denied being from him. It's best used whenever you see a debate over the correct format of Linux and GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
by CrazyDev February 17, 2021
Get the I'd just like to interject for a moment mug.Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
by Arkaaito December 9, 2008
Get the it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic mug."Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
Get the Pounded like a rented gerbil mug.Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.
Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare
by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021
Get the Smack my ass like a drum mug.Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!
Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.
by Dingle dingus November 9, 2013
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