Pickle locker

Slang term for a vagina.

I told my girlfriend that if she didnt stop side seat driving i was gonna kick her in the pickle locker.

by Jail willy September 26, 2012

Twat Locker

Another word for a Chasity Belt

Twat Lockers are used so girls can't be banged

by Brielle Niccole May 30, 2013

lavoris licker

Noun: Person who prefers the taste of the 100 year old mouthwash to the actual taste of the person they are with.

The Lavoris Licker chugged half a bottle to wipe out the raunchy morning taste.

by Weena69 July 19, 2013

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

Hannibal Lecter humor

Sexually perverted, sadistic, dark and sexually inappropriate humor

This definition of Hannibal Lecter humor refers to a type of humor that only Hannibal Lecter, the character from both the book trilogy and the movies (Hannibal Rising, Hannibal, The Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon, in chronological order), would find 'funny'.

by Sexydimma August 21, 2013

plumb licker

a girl who licks another girls plumb. i.e. vagina

that girl is a total plumb licker.

by therealtito October 15, 2013

peanut licker

An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.

An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.

See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.

1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.

2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.

3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.

by tako November 23, 2013