Hello Kitty

Cartoon cat that is actually a human

“I love hello kitty!”

by Brigitte5555 January 13, 2022

Mange Kitty

1) condition caused by attempting to remove one's pubic hair using a chemical epilating agent such as Nair, etc. The resulting follicular inflammation and rash of one's nethers resembles that of a dog with scabies.
2) a promiscuous woman not particularly known for her hygiene.

1) I tried to clean up my downstairs for my big date, but I ended up getting serious mange kitty.
2) Dude, I know that girl, you don't wanna fool around with that mange kitty.

by Damagedeposit March 5, 2022

California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.

Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

scared kitty

The reaction that a woman makes when the man’s misses the hole and enters the back door.

She did the scared kitty when his Richard went throw her turd cutter!

by Fsttlker April 5, 2022

Hello Kitty

Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill

Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

battle kitty

an beri funi interactive series by netflix

i like it

battle kitty bla bla bla

by battle fan 69 pogger May 1, 2022

Hello Kitty

a kid who is in a cat costume, like it or not bitch

person: I like hello kitty

other person: what are you 5?

by bandu da simp May 6, 2022