Durf King

When you get so good at durfing that you become the Durf King or DK. It doesn’t matter if she is wearing jeans or corduroy you are getting all up in that for a good time.

Man Billy has Durfed so many chicks he has Officially became Durf King!

by Spuds2013 January 9, 2021

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Kyameron King

Kyameron King who is also known as Saakami Kira, or Pride Studios, is a digital art creator and Gacha Life editor. So why would someone use a name such as this one in a sentence? Well because despite being on a team, they had to do everything themselves!

Wow, only one person is doing all the work! Such a Kyameron King moment.

by MyNameHereOwO June 17, 2022

meme king

the one who owns the dankest memes. the memier the danker, therefor the king choses the new trendy memes

Now that is one dank meme, all hail the meme king

by aboamin September 4, 2016

King Dareth

Chadliest YouTuber on earth( no not that eight year old one) the one with 24 subs ( when I write this) who is a gigachad. Go sub to him

“Hey do u watch King Dareth?”
“No”
“There when I pre-heat the oven”

by KingDarethhimself November 8, 2022

Kings chalice

When a girl drinks from a used condom

Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?
I sure did bruh, she even drank out of the "Kings Chalice"

by Weedgurlie April 7, 2021

King of the Forest

The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.

1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.

by The King1234567890 May 4, 2009