Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.

The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

Josh J Johnson

That guy that nobody knows who he is.

Guy: Who the hell is Josh J Johnson? Guy 2: A crab or something idk lol

by SadCavernGuy October 16, 2020

William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).

This William “Harold” Johnson is a real cuck.

by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018

sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.

sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard

by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔

“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”

by Johnson Robinson January 3, 2023

Cody Robert Johnson

A man with a unit of a penis (8-9 inches) and plays football every girl loves him because he’s so sexy and has blue eyes if you were to pull down his pants every woman would flock to him and he’s a great guy he’s not a player but he loves to party and he treats women right Cody is so athletic he has a 8 pack

Omg is that Cody Robert Johnson I want him to fuck me- every women

by Kylee Mandez April 13, 2024