January 10 

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

January 10 by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019

January 9th 

January 9th is National Durag day everyone will wear a durag , boys and girls

Aye you know January 9th is National Durag day ?!!!!

January 9th by Hammer053 December 22, 2019

January 26 

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to

January 26 by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

January 17th

This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.

ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!

January 17th by peanut butter butt January 2, 2020

January 16th 

Which is today.

person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and

January 16th by Ceejus2005 January 15, 2020

January 21st 

The day that a stupid head dummy face was born. Not Evan, I'm talking about that shit head Jerry Trainor.

We all hate January just because of January 21st.

January 21st by Keerister January 15, 2020

January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

January 20 by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020