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Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
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Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 2, 2022
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Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.
I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie
by Lardarse October 23, 2012
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American bacon

Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up
by Liam de grad April 6, 2024
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That’s bacon

When the girl you’ve been starring at from across the bar walks over and says “let’s go to my place”. THAT’S BACON!
“That’s Bacon” means awesome,amazing or anything cool
by Killer-Cam November 12, 2020
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Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.
by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021
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