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Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)
Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.
by booodty June 24, 2010
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ice thickener

A random phrase or conversation topic in order to alienate other parties involved in a conversation.
(the reverse of an ice breaker) usaully to in order to decrease the chances of undesirable socialisation. can include social fopar's or distasteful topics.
guy on the pull: hey dollface i just had to come over and buy you a drink, what's your poison blue eyes?

hot girl at bar: did you hear about the rape that happened down the street a few days ago, that was my incarcerated ex-lovers retarded homosexual nephew's menstruating pet cactus. *sarcasm* now how about that drink?

guy: *???!!!wtf!!!??? is wrong with this biatch i'm gonna bounce how could she drop an ice thickener like that
by Dan_N452 July 12, 2010
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Ice-Teamonade

Arnold Palmer makes one hell of a Ice-Teamonade.
by SteelersTatted July 19, 2010
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ice dingles

the brownish black chunks of snow and ice that accumulate on the wheel wells and fenders of cars during the winter and then fall onto the middle of roads during a thaw. akin to the dingleberry.
johann: "krikey. what a perilous ride into work this morning- ice dingles were all over the kennedy expressway."
rostyk: "word. the thaw brings out the ice dingles."
by d-diggity-dan 73 January 24, 2009
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ice trey

YO YO YO HERE COMES ICE TREY; COMIN' FHO DAT BOOTY
by swagfag2004 November 15, 2014
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ice blowjob

When your partner decides it is a good idea to chew a bunch of ice then give you a blowjob with a cold mouth.
Last night my wife killed my hard-on by giving me an ice blowjob.
by Bob Dob November 22, 2013
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Vanilla Ice

A term to describe someone who has very basic sexual desires, a lack of willingness to explore or branch out, and is typically dismissive or non-receptive of a partner's sexual advances.

A combination of the terms vanilla, meaning conventional and boring, and ice, meaning to ignore or be frigid. This term is unrelated to the rap artist who bears the same moniker.
My boyfriend turned out to be such vanilla ice. I almost never get laid anymore, and when I do, it's always the same boring shit.
by Anonymous Internet Person April 14, 2019
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