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Hockel

1. A post that is as deceptively wholesome as it is unhinged and depraved. Usually also contains elements of hornyposting. Named after a mythical Shitposter who is loved, hated, and feared throughout Facebook shitposting groups.
Your post was such a Hockel that I no longer wish to have eyes.
by CassandratheChild March 17, 2024
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honkey dust

Use as a generic term for any narcotic, real or pretend. Similar to cops using "dope" as a blanket term for drugs\narcotics so can honkey dust.

Can also be used when it isn't clear if someone is high on PCP, meth, crack, spray paint or all 4 etc.
Had some dude hopped up on honkey dust begging me for money at the light.
by MosesI June 7, 2024
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Hocked His Sticks

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.
"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."
by 00NKB July 5, 2024
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Horkey

The math problem was to horkey to understand.
by Perspective Person December 16, 2024
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Hokey Pokey

Not the kids song, Actually when a hard cock goes 'in out, in out' of a hot girl's pussy, and then you pull out and 'shake it all about'
Person 1: Man, me and Olivia just did the Hokey Pokey!
Person 2: Aww nice congrats!, how was it?
Person 1: Dry.
Person 2: ...
by December 18, 2024
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Hokey Doaky

The Hokey Doaky is a collaboration between a popular pop track and a man who got sacked for stealing compasses.

This word is often screamed from the 3rd story of an apparment block at random unaware passes by for absolutely no reason at all.
Whoa-o the Hokey Doaky
Whoa-o the Hokey Doaky
Whoa-o the Hokey Doaky
Knees bend, arms stretch rah, rah, rah!
by Alzpalmer January 24, 2025
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Honkeytonkin

1. When a Conservative white guy dances so bad to hip-hop music, even white people get embarrassed.

2. An unironically flailing Honkey mess of uncoordinated physical gibberish Killing the entire vibe due to second hand embarassment at the club or on social media.(A play on the word "Honkey")
This muthafucka in here Honkeytonkin and shit.
by Sparky's Joint February 8, 2025
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