by Mintch18 April 13, 2008
Get the historoscientific mug.a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
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An article from history. It can be any length of time, as long as it's at least older than five years.
Guy A: Anything on the news?
Guy B: No, but there's this historicle about women in the 50's having sweet racks.
Guy: Uh, thanks... I guess?
Guy B: No, but there's this historicle about women in the 50's having sweet racks.
Guy: Uh, thanks... I guess?
by CallMeMrTiggles April 17, 2013
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Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015
Get the Historical Atheist mug.the irrational fear of historical facts or symbols that make people feel unconformable to the point they want them purged from existence.
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