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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 13, 2017
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GERM

A norwegian squad name, best suiting for a 4-man gang with members having first names starting with G, E, R or M.
Person1: Oh, look! GERM is coming!
Person2: Yes, Gabríl, Erûk, Raynîr and Mërton make quite a gang. They are probably norwegian.
by fagermsquad123 April 17, 2017
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Germain

A man who is the true definition of perfection: blond hair, green eyes, sexyest body ever...

The person with whom you want to live your entire life. He can be at the same time your boyfriend, your best friend and your fuck budy because he's a real good lay.
He is charming, patient, tolerant, adorable, thoughful, clever, funny,...BREF, perfect.
Germain is really the most lovely person i've ever met.
by Camindianna June 6, 2017
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German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever
I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
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GERMAVADE

The invasion of a neighbour of germany by germany with use of Blitzkrieg.
Austrian Führer not inclusive
Optional splitting country with other superpower optional

Faschism requierd

Your country may or may not be split into to by the US and the USSR
Man hitler totally GERMAVADE Poland and France
by DEUTSCHLÄNDER August 2, 2017
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Germatic

My husband is German and I said in passing you're being so dramatic and then I linked in that he was also a German. Then the term Germatic was born.
A dramatic German
“You're being so germatic”.
You're a German and you're being dramatic, you're germatic”.
by Mumma Jazz August 11, 2017
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