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Garden List

Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.
I love the idea of going to Key West, I am adding that to my garden list
by anonymous January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Gargenshmargle

a short creature obsesed with money with a rhotasizmn or lisp, mainly used to annoy friends or describe someone
,"Your such a gargenshmargle you collect money for no reason,"
by Winter Ezolyo March 11, 2026
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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
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Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them
Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.
by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025
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Garden Glizzy

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.
by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025
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