Sour Grapes

When you're the character that can beat all fiction, your legs get broken and the one who broke your legs wins the race "fair and square" so he mocks you with a catchy song about how Sour Grapes are the only ones that can beat you, and the fruit of victory and defeat. Then a green goblin man, Santa, Tooth fairy and a sticky man join your enemy to sing you Sour grapes.

"What'ya got there? Sour grapes!"

by Gubbyurmom September 19, 2025

Duval grape stomp

When you drop a duece in the shower and stomp it through the drain to get rid of it.

My girlfriend got in the shower so I did a Duval grape stomp to impress ber

by Duval grape stomp November 28, 2025

Spilling the Grapes

Having a laxidasical conversation with your friend.

Did y'all finish the movie?

Nah, we just ended up spilling the grapes

by KarlMarx2012 January 12, 2017

The Reverse Grapefruit

The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.

Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.

by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018