How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

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Spanish sword fight

A Spanish Sword Fight or Swordfight is when three or more couples pair off and the woman who brings her man off first is the winner. The man who is the first to be brought off is the loser but some may say he also won.

The frat had a Spanish Sword Fight last night. Flounder had no chance against Lot Lizard Lucy.

by zack1964 February 1, 2024

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Kitten fight

A fight between 2 or more pre teens or teens. Sometimes may be use for young adults (aka 20s).

The teacher broke up a kitten fight.

by 459395 November 24, 2023

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I don’t fight

He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him

“You hit my homie let’s fight” I don’t fight people

by ForgivMySinsX December 6, 2023

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Girl fights

the funniest shit to ever watch

girl fights : better than when boys fight

by H3arts4No1ne December 11, 2023

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pocket fighting

Pocket Fighting is also a popular activity in the homosexual community. It involves putting your hand into another gentleman’s pocket in crowded public transport (e.g. a subway, train or bus) and then covertly pleasuring the other gentlemen till he reaches climax, or till you’ve reached your destination, whichever comes first.

Alan tried to give Charles the old Pocket Fighting treatment on the Waterloo line. Unfortunately as the tube was so busy, his hand slipped into the wrong pocket and instead a pensioner had the tube ride of his life.

by CrudePierre December 14, 2023

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