Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.

Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!

Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.

Fart can by roadrnr78 August 10, 2017

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Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

Fart Fairy by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

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fart laugh

Fart laugh: is a destintive laugh that each person has that is different to the common laugh that is used everyday comical or funny situations.

Blain mentioned to tahlia that isaac’s laughter after he relieved gas in a group was different. Blain told tahlia that it’s a “fart laugh” caused by embarrassment of the unholy stench that whiffed past unexpecting inhaling nasal passages.

Eg. Isaac that’s rank! We know it was you because you fart laughed

fart laugh by BlaintrainedYasillygoose December 29, 2018

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Fart Path

When an individual farts so profusely that wherever that individual goes it follows creating a path.

"Hey Butch, did you just shit your pants? it smells like ass over here."
"Billy, I ripped ass in the corner to the left. It probably just followed me in my fart path."

Fart Path by hamsterjame2.0 April 6, 2019

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