blumpkin fart

A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.

"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."

by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010

Fart Kiss

When you fart into another persons mouth, then that other person blows it back into your mouth.

While I was getting rimmed last night I accidentally busted a fart in my girls mouth, to my surprise she was cool with it and gave me a fart kiss.

by Mystery Shoe August 7, 2012

Fart Sponge

When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.

"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."

by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009

force fart

stressful fart, watch you don't rupture anything.

Lemme push one out. *fart noise* That was a good force fart

by Anti-BF April 7, 2003

Fart Smack

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.

Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!

by TEESHIRTIME January 7, 2011

suck a fart

Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.

Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.

by Rontastic July 30, 2006

black fart

A wet fart. Poo comes out when you fart.

Cameron why did you crap your pants?

Cuz I had a black fart!

by SlydaddyTim November 3, 2007