mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.

I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

Dogfish Ear

A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.

Sam really messed up his stretch and now he has dogfish ear.

by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020

Inner Ear Injection

When a man jerks off through a person's gauge stretched earlobe hole and then ejaculates into the person's ear.

As I gave him and 'inner ear injection' I thought to myself, "If I gauge my ears, will he do this for me?"

by @therealpopeyeschickensandwich October 15, 2020

Blue Ear

Starting a sentence or topic of sorts and either not finishing it or being overly cryptic. Similar to blue balling but relating to your sense of hearing rather than being cut off from a euphoric feeling in your genitals.

Guy 1: Yeah I know right? Like have you heard about the time when Marquese was out with Axel and they total...
Girl 1: HEY! It's time to go! We'll be late!
Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!

by Tenchy January 29, 2018

bunny-ear

someone who’s particularly interested in sticking a carrot in their ear for sexual pleasure

Friend- “oi bossman a tink she’d slap in bed

Me- “nah bruva heard the gyals a bunny-ear

by pullztrigger270 August 19, 2019

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016