Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
by pilpips April 09, 2016
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drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.
Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 07, 2022
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Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.
Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
by Who Let The Frogs Out January 06, 2018
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Drive

Something you do with a car or a song by the cars that makes me cry.
I cried in the mc Donald's drive thru because I heard drive.
by Blueyfan March 03, 2023
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Drive

It's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 13, 2022
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Buford drive

A miserable stretch of delapatated roadway that eats your soul from eastern Alabama to south of atlanta in the least efficient possible way.
Hey bro, while driving on Buford drive, I comptemplated suicide 37 times, attempted suicide 23 times, failed suicide 22 times, and finally succeeded 1 time...

- sent from your dead friend Steve.
by Over rated under payed taxi February 09, 2018
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park & drive

when you stick your dong in her and start to drive it in (aka fucking)
damn dude, did you pipe her yet?”

-“yeah, it was a great park & drive.”
by Jonny Boy AppleSeed April 30, 2019
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