pancake crotch

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.
Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.
by laddie85 April 21, 2010
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crotch force

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.


etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
Our water polo is so cool they refer to themselves as Crotch Force 10
by Jason Mo June 23, 2004
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Crotch hugs

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.
I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!
by FUPAB July 04, 2022
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Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."
"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."
by Ellbee February 02, 2009
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Sas-crotch

uncontrollably hairy nether region
dude i almost got suffocated going down on that sas-crotch
by nasty big tits March 03, 2012
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jumpy crotch

When a hoe leapfrogs from one man to the next and being promiscuous and shit.
Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.

Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!

Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
by Fly Felix February 19, 2022
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crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 09, 2020
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