frost crotch 

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

frost crotch by Datbass January 7, 2014

Butter Crotch 

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

Butter Crotch by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014

Cactus crotch 

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

Cactus crotch by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

Beer Crotch 

When a man or woman dips they're genetalia in a bud lite before having a sexual encounter.

Devin had a beer crotch last night and it was disgusting.

Beer Crotch by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

Lobby crotch 

When a chick has a man but still has a lot of guy "friends" waiting to slide up in it when her boyfriend screws up.

"Kenda is a cool ass chick but she's got lobby crotch going on."

Lobby crotch by DatMoFo.from.the.951 May 31, 2021

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

saber-toothed crotch cricket by jd February 22, 2005

fire crotch

fire crotch is a term used to define someone's smoking hot crotch region.theyre arent many hot natural fire crotches out there.rare species i must say.

"I knew it was hot,but I didnt know it was on fire."

"dont touch that fire crotch...it will burn off your hand,or maybe even your tongue."

fire crotch by Killa 13 August 31, 2006