Cracker Jacker

a White guy/girl that jacks off

Man look at that freaking Cracker Jacker over there

by BBBBBDDD April 20, 2005

Anal bum crackers

when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.

Robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.

by Jesse Millar April 30, 2005

Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

fire crackers

Giving the boot to groupie personas who missed using unlawful computer skills to gain access to their doctor's frills, leaving a trail of bills behind.

Pplesase practice affirmative action and fire crackers.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008

Putting Cheese on a Cracker

A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)

"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"

by BigRedRocket November 7, 2009

Cracker Jack Box

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color

Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at

by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007

Salty Cracker

A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.

My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.

by skeez October 11, 2004