Coffee

Drugs.

I'm high on coffee!!

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

coffee

liquid that smells like fresh ground heaven

I love coffee

by ademirel November 2, 2020

Coffee

something everyone needs to survive

someone: want some coffee
fellow person: YES

by person being stupid November 9, 2020

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020

Coffee

A hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds (coffee beans) of a tropical shrub.

We went out for a coffee

by AlexzzExplainer1 October 10, 2020

Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020