It Smells Like College

What old people say when they smell weed.

You walk out of a fish bowled apartment directly into one of you neighbors who proceeds to exclaim "It smells like college".

by injektilo* July 24, 2009

John A Logan College

An over-priced, over-rated local college in Southern Illinois. Despite the generally happy student body, the teachers are rather boring, and the school itsself was named after an insane war general from the Civil War. It has very few clubs, and most credits earned are very unlikely to transfer (see "Philippine Stick Fighting" class). However, it can be a fun time if you know the right places to go.

"Take all of your money; and instead of enjoying it, blow it all on tuition, books, and transit money!!! Such goes life in John A Logan College!!!"

by nicktherushnut September 2, 2011

shri ram college of commerce

a shithole place (stinks like farts), toxic bixches to the brim, peepee suckers, resumé whores, god level inferiority complex from stephens, this place treats freshers like white people treated blacks in the 20th century :(

Ram : hey man i heard someone blowed their professor for an A in math? which college was that bloke from?
Shyam : fuck bro, shri ram college of commerce probably
Ram : hehe fuckers

by kangana ranaut February 5, 2021

Elmhurst College

A liberal arts school with well respected programs in business,education,nursing and psychology. Elmhurst College generally attracts natives of the Chicago land area who are looking for a small college where the faculty actually cares and one does not pay out a fortune to study under an apathetic graduate assistant. Most of the traditional students at Elmhurst are sympathetic kids who are there for an education not to party.

"I've decided to go to Elmhurst College, because I did not get into Northwestern or U of I in Urbana".

by hyperion64 March 12, 2012

College Degree

A fancy sheet of paper that has no significance when in the hands of a woman.

You cant grab a great personality or motorboat a college degree.

by Jdiamwmgy June 29, 2010

Hood College

Small liberal arts college located in downtown Frederick, Maryland. The largest, if not one of the largest stoner schools in Maryland. The school mascot is the Hood Blazers.

I go to Hood College, I'm a Hood <i> blazer. </i>

by Blazer One February 26, 2008

old college try

To gather your friends, buy some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.

Calvin: Dad, what does it mean to "give it the old college try?"
Dad: It's when you gather your friends, buy some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.
Mom: That is NOT what it means.
Dad: Where did you go to college?

by Scherch Engine March 2, 2008