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chris crack

crack is a rapper from Chicago's westside known for his music and eccentric sense of life
joe, chris crack cool but he a weirdo in real life.
by longfellow cusack December 10, 2018
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Lizzie Crack

When an individual has become so enamoured by a woman by the name of Elizabeth that she inevitably becomes like the drug 'crack' to them, that they just simply cannot get enough. Partly due to her ridiculously short tongue that has the pulsating ability of a satisfyer.
I was so not into that guy but he's hooked on the Lizzie Crack and now I just can't seem to shake him off.
by Jslizzo April 6, 2022
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crack shipper

that one fangirl/guy who scorns canon and screams "I SHIP IT" at midnight. Never ever ever say you disagree with a ship in a crack shippers presence, or prepare to be bitten.
random: "Thats such a weird ship... they must be a crack shipper."

crack shipper: "STFU YOU B***** DON'T F******* S**** ON MY OTP
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
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Crack Consumerism

An addictive cultural state of mind and action that some humans fall prey to by way of media marketing, and in particular, social media influencers inundating them with messages to buy consumer goods and services, often preceded by a high before and after the purchase, and often followed by a feeling of emptiness until the next fix.
Unaware, Fred and Wilma became soul-less and addicted to the risks of crack consumerism by social media influencers suggesting to them to buy things they either did not need, nor could afford.
by Psychotrumpic March 13, 2021
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cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater
by Snowy098 September 29, 2021
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Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.
Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
by mjmnz April 3, 2022
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Crack Romance

A dysfunctional relationship between two crack heads. Often involving sexual favors in exchange for drugs.
I wish I could find a great guy to be in a crack romance with so that I wouldn't have to sell my body for drugs.
by CabanaGurl August 23, 2009
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