Crack the whale 

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

Crack the whale by Whalecracker October 17, 2015

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

crack panda by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

crack em 

When one snorts a line of cocaine, the term 'crack em' is used to define this action it is slang Australian term for performing this action.

' hey mate lets go crack em'

' you cracked em before you came for sure mate'

crack em by Meeeee8 April 3, 2016

Crack Swag 

Crack swag is the attitude one possesses when hustling drugs, or for drug money. Can also use crack swag to earn a living, such as manipulating those, or pan handeling using what you have learned being a drug addict.

"He used his crack swag to make a few bucks on the block."

Crack Swag by a-dub infamous April 29, 2016

crack flapping 

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

crack flapping by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

crack advice 

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

crack advice by horuntori September 1, 2016

Crack & Sack 

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

Crack & Sack by mzyv June 11, 2016