bullshitspeak

a language spoken by businessmen and CEOs. Used to confuse the people they're about to steal mad cash from by replacing common concepts with words that sound nice.

Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom

Great time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great time to sell = I want more shares

Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun

Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win

Salesman: "The price point of this house is so high, if you purchase now we can heavily recommend the likely executive redecision committee to select the nearby land for habitat enrichment rather than strategic redevelopment -- that is, if you agree to a slightly more significant lease agreement."

Normal person: "Don't gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the high-rise?"

by Col. Hans Landa December 30, 2011

Bulla

A homosexual term used by barbarbadians and other west Indian countries. Can also mean fucking a girl in the ass.

I now bull he/she hard as rasshole.
He is a bullin cunt.
Mind your bullin self from bout hay.
I bull ya sista last night.
Don't fucking come round me with dat bullin cunt ya pussy, u want bullin owa?
You iz de biggest bulla in eagles nest fam.

by Bajanbulla March 28, 2017

bitchass-bullshit

when you stub your toe, or when you're playing Grand theft auto.

Franklin *crashes car* BITCHASS-BULLSHIT!!!

by toothpastecracker May 12, 2020

Stupid bullshit

When using bullshit isn't enough and you need to expand your vocabulary a little bit

Guy: man that's some bullshit!

Teacher: I think some of us need to expand our vocabulary a little bit
Guy: man that's some stupid bullshit!

by Degen fox hours May 7, 2021

Bully

Someone who physically and verbally abuses people around them. A human without a nice bone in their body and thinks that it is morally acceptable to constantly bring other people down. Bullies don't usually realise how much of a negative impact they have on their victims because they are extremely selfish.

Chloe is a bully because she always calls her sister ugly.

by carrotfingers May 26, 2016

bulldops

Turds.

"Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor."

by 0n3timep0ster November 11, 2015

Billy Bullshit

An individual who finds it impossible not to lie or fabricate a false story or experience at almost every opportunity they have to open their mouth. A person lacking something so substantial in their lives that they feel the compulsion to invent excitement and enrichment to fill their days in the form of total and utter bullshit.

"Have you seen Billy Bullshit recently?"
"Yeah, yesterday, the wanker told me he just bought a top of the range lexus for £75k but it had a fault so it had to go back to the manufacturers."
"How did he afford that on a Call centre wage?"
"He didn't, it's total bollocks, the bullshitting cunt."

by Ken Evans June 11, 2006