super bowl 55

The game in which Tom Brady won his 7th super bowl ring and cemented himself as the GOAT in any sport. Antonio Brown also won a ring, so that’s cool too.

Super Bowl 55 proved that Tom Brady is leaps and bounds over Bill Belichick.

by PatrickMahomesSucks April 4, 2021

...and then I ate the bowl

Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.

Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"

Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."

Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."

Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."

Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"

by Thousand March 30, 2009

Gay Super Bowl

The Academy Awards Night. I can't believe that wasn't already here.

They were excited to go to the party, it was the Academy Awards, the Gay Super Bowl!

by RCooper October 16, 2008

Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after the Super Bowl when your boss takes the day off.

I don't give a rats ass about stupid bowl sunday, but I do look forward to Super Bowl Monday.

by benthrer February 7, 2010

holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.

"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."

by Wookiestick December 2, 2004

Texas Chilli Bowl

It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.

It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus

This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.

"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."

by Bazwalt April 29, 2006

Oklahoma Dust Bowl

When a person is blindfolded and forced to lay on the ground. Another person proceeds to defecate on them, virtually covering them in feces. Unlike the hot Carl, the feces comes in contact with the person's entire body and actually touches his/her skin. This can be performed on a person either voluntarily or involuntarily.

A kid just performed the Oklahoma Dust Bowl in the room across the hall from me.

by ChemicalGoat May 24, 2009